蔣幹給曹操打電話

蔣幹：「操你嗎？我幹。」

曹操：「我操，你誰啊？」

蔣幹：「我幹啊！」

曹操：「我操，你到底是誰啊？」

蔣幹：「我幹啊，你操吧。」

曹操：「他媽的，你到底是誰啊，我操！」

蔣幹：「我幹，我幹啊！」

曹操：「我操！」

此時蔣幹得媽媽接過電話：「我幹他媽啊，你操吧？操你媽呢？」

笑死我了 =.=

場面很壯觀！相當震撼！

Once upon a time not so long ago:
Tommy used to work on the docks
union’s been on strike

He’s down on his luck - It’s tough
so tough.
Gina works the diner all day
working for her man

She brings home her pay for love
for love.

She says: We’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got
‘Cause it doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.
We’ve got each other and that’s a lot for love -
We’ll give it a shot.

We’re half way there - Livin’ on a prayer

Take my hand and we’ll make it
I swear - livin’ on a prayer.

Tommy got his six string in hock.
Now he’s holding in what he used to make it talk -
So tough
it’s tough.
Gina dreams of running away
when she cries in the night
Tommy whispers: Baby
it’s okay
someday.

We’ve got to hold on to what we’ve got . . .
We’re half way there - Livin’ on a prayer
. . .

We’ve got to hold on ready or not

You live for the fight when it’s all that you’ve got.

We’re half way there - Livin’ on a prayer
. . .
We’re half way there - Livin’ on a prayer
. . .
We’re half way there - Livin’ on a prayer

今天小弟傳一個連結過來，要我聽一首歌 .. 一看標題是 It’s my Life .. 當下就想起是 Bon Jovi 的 .

http://www.1ting.com/player/c2/player_128683.html

因我是用 Firefox .. 而這個線上聽的機制，是使用微軟的 Media Player, 我沒裝 Firefox 的 extension .. 也看不見什麼，後來轉到 IE . 又點了另一個目錄上的連結.
http://www.1ting.com/player/6c/player_45533.html

上面連結雖然也是 It’s my life .. 不過是慢歌.. 最上方的才是快節奏.

想說不錯 … 兄弟倆有共同的喜好 .. 最不一樣的是 .. 他得了老爸的真傳喜歡看恐怖片 … 我則是寧願睡覺 .. 也不看那類型的片子.

This ain’t a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for the faith-departed
I ain’t gonna be just a face in the crowd
You’re gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud

Chorus:
It’s my life
It’s now or never
I ain’t gonna live forever
I just want to live while I’m alive
(It’s my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I’m alive
It’s my life

This is for the ones who stood their ground
For Tommi and Gina who never backed down
Tomorrow’s getting harder make no mistake
Luck ain’t even lucky
Got to make your own breaks

Chorus:
It’s my life
And it’s now or never
I ain’t gonna live forever
I just want to live while I’m alive
(It’s my life)
My heart is like an open highway

Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I’m alive
‘Cause it’s my life

Better stand tall when they’re calling you out
Don’t bend, don’t break, baby, don’t back down

Chorus:
It’s my life
And it’s now or never
‘Cause I ain’t gonna live forever
I just want to live while I’m alive
(It’s my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I’m alive

Chorus:
It’s my life
And it’s now or never
‘Cause I ain’t gonna live forever
I just want to live while I’m alive
(It’s my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just want to live while I’m alive
‘Cause it’s my life!

Lyrics from:
http://www.metrolyrics.com/its-my-life-lyrics-bon-jovi.html